Leopard laughs (spot the pun).

Where Zippy the Pinhead had
"remote keyless entry", among many, I too have phrases I like to recite, my modern mantra to burble along to, especially when hung over. "Tarka Liotta" is where that came from, but sometimes it's from stranger waters. "Titty socks" came to me one morning, as did the giggles and a strange bill from a boutique in Munich, closely followed by the ancient punchline, "oscillate it's tit a lot". For those who don't know, that's how you titillate an ocelot. For those who are thinking about it, I can recommend Johnny Morris' feline laceration cream and any of the Dirty Pussy infection control products. (Last month's issue of Cat Flaps had a money off coupon and a list of clinics)